Jay & Silent Bob are my bromantic OTP
Hey, creatives! Here’s a lesson I’ve learned that you don’t get taught at film-school: It’s not WHAT you know, it’s not WHO you know, it’s *HOW* you know people. Being introduced to someone influential is great, but creating a genuine relationship with someone who will actually want to work hard to help you is better.
THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
(Source: cineraria, via fragmentsfromanotebook)
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
(Source: neptunain, via thetomska)
More like daylight SPENDINGS, am I right?
My favourite part of our swimming carnivals in high-school was gambling over how many year 7’s would belly-flop in each race.
Most people I know love the self-checkout aisle because it means they get to avoid awkward small talk with the shop assistant.
I love them because it makes the awkward small talk just that more awkward when you have to go out of your way to tell them that Whiskas really is the best tasting cat food.
Is semen gluten-free?
This one time I had a dream that I rode an ibis and now it is my dream to find an ibis large enough that I can ride or make myself small enough to ride an ibis.