(Source: puppygamer-deactivated-forever, via crosscjr)
(Source: beheadingholofernes, via manadarkmagiciangirl)
I always ask, “Yeah, but what does it smell like in there?” whenever somebody tells me about a place that they like.
So it turns out you can only get away with blaming your child for things you did only if you have a child
I’m so excited that season two of Gravity Falls is premiering soon! Can’t wait to see if my theory that each of the journals were written by different authors is true!
Journal #2 and #3 both had sections on Bill Cipher but #2 was about how to summon him and #3 cautioned against it. And I think that the “TRUST NO ONE” that was written in Journal #3 was because of a ginormous act of deceit from the other authors.
I don’t know who the three authors are, though! I think one of them may be Old Man McGuckett.
My life ambition is to teach all the humming birds the words
One of my pet hates is when people compare others to dogs as an insult.
day 23: they still think im one of them
I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
Why can’t I make my SnapChat story 45 minutes long?