I drink to forget about the time that I wrote, “FIRST” in the comments of a YouTube video but it turns out I wasn’t first. I wasn’t first.
I like to catch the attention of cute guys at the park by putting a leash on their dog when they’re playing fetch with them.
I still wish that The Spice Girls would start making new music again.
DO BODIES GO IN THE RECYCLING BIN OR THE REGULAR ONE PLEASE EMAIL BACK
Vine is such a weird community. It’s full of black kids making racist stereotype jokes about themselves and white kids who like and revine them.
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
you never know!
when i’m president i’ll wear hats
hey fellas. just heard that bell tolling and was just wondering for whom it was tolling
Please set your barking dog to vibrate.