Why do I have to clean YOU, vacuum cleaner? This is exactly the opposite of what I wanted to do with you. Sort your shit out.
You can call me “immature” all you want but that just spells “I’m mature”
Anonymous (via peterchayward)
Pessimism has never failed me!
Jay & Silent Bob are my bromantic OTP
Hey, creatives! Here’s a lesson I’ve learned that you don’t get taught at film-school: It’s not WHAT you know, it’s not WHO you know, it’s *HOW* you know people. Being introduced to someone influential is great, but creating a genuine relationship with someone who will actually want to work hard to help you is better.
THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
(Source: cineraria, via fragmentsfromanotebook)
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
(Source: neptunain, via thetomska)
More like daylight SPENDINGS, am I right?