damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian president
P-Francis and the Prez
"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."
I’m willing to sell my soul to be Vine famous.
I would probably have more male friends if I stopped bringing up that women have a longer life-expectancy than men 14 seconds into a conversation after meeting them.
Anyone who says that they’ve applied fake eyelashes to themselves without accidentally gluing their eyes shut first is a liar.
Electric toothbrush, why won’t you say that you love me?
"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004
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My friends’ Melbourne Fringe show previews tonight & opens tomorrow! I saw it on the weekend and it’s worth checking out!!
Serves you fucking right you little bitch
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Who else is excited that the Melbourne Fringe Festival starts tomorrow?!
So apparently eating a customer’s food for them won’t get you a better tip.